Monty by Jim Meddick for August 29, 2022

Grounded camping

He slept in the newt.

That happened to me a 2am, and I discovered a big rock right under the middle of my back. Ow!

My grandmother was woken when the animal in the burrow under her sleeping bag tried to get out.

No. Wait. It’s a chameleon. And it’s moving.

Poor Salamander!

Shouldn’t Monty have a ‘’flounder belly’’ ? just askin’.

A Salamander tattoo may be in order to commemorate such an event.

Gee. Imagine an air mattress deflating just because you put it on rocks and twigs.

Serves you right for camping. :(

DOWN IN FRONT!!!!!!!!!!!! The shirt, that is. :)

One meaning of “salamander” is “a mythical lizard-like creature said to live in fire or to be able to withstand its effects.”

No tarantula or rattler outlines?

OMG, Monty’s back has been gerrymandered !

Put your air mattress on a cot.

Show us your back! Show us your back!

Gah!

Put your shirt back on! Put your shirt back on!