Monty by Jim Meddick for April 08, 2023

They take rural hillbillies and Monty-like morons for a reason…

Not a big thing but.. not.. nice. The old stereotype. There are fools everywhere, and being rural or hill people don’t mean you’re a fool. ps the ’don’t’ was intended.

Pretty much like the geniuses who figured out over the science community that COVID shots were bad for you.

Just like Bigfoot sightings!

Artificial INTELLIGENCE ? (I think NOT)

An alternative explanation does come to mind…

Loch Ness monster sightings and pictures comes to mind.

First panel says it all. I’ll bet we don’t see any more: Yeti, Big Foot, or Nellie photos either.

“Beam you up?‘’ Why wouldn’t they use a grapple hook, like in the arcade machines?

Put in a token and try to get the MONTY doll.

https://xkcd.com/1235/

The aliens have the technology to make the photos you took look blurry.

So all those people who shot VIDEO of UAPs did that with Final Cut Pro, huh?

The existence of UFO’s is simply an hysterical notion. I was suckered into the nonsense I my teens and early 20s. Why did I change my mind? Roswell New Mexico. It was a crashed UFO, sent to Wright-Patterson Air Force base in Ohio.

Next the crashed UFO had dead aliens laying by it. This material was also sent to Wright-Patterson Air Force base in Ohio.

Suddenly, as if by magic, there were live aliens running around it. The confused aliens, in hand-cuffs, and the wreaked material was also sent to Wright-Patterson Air Force base in Ohio.

The metal material, that would bend and then return to its original shape was mylar. At that time mylar was a military Top Secret, as it was used in “weather” balloons" that we sent over the Soviet Union to spy on them. Once we had spy satellites Just like the recent Chinese “weather balloons”

I was joking about the hand-cuffs. Or was I?

Oh, I forgot 1 other thing. The aliens were no longer sent to Wright-Patterson Air Force base in Ohio. They were magically sent to Area 51

They’re not aliens, they’re time travelers. Their meddling altered their past & they no longer exist, so of course there’s no evidence. The new timeline will try again.

Some people are amazed at reports of UFOs. That shouldn’t be the case. Since the advent of powered flight around 1900, they’ve become increasingly common. Test this for yourself. Head outside just about any clear night and look up.

 (1) Do you see any lights? Objects!

 (2) Are some of them moving? Flying objects!

 (3) Do you know what they are? No? Unidentified flying objects!

(4) But what are they, really? See Point 3. For assistance, Google “unidentified”.

Must be a Good Thing that Monty realizes he’s a total klutz….

I knew a guy who would sit on his front porch on Friday nights, and look for UFO’s.