Monty by Jim Meddick for April 21, 2023

ETF=Exchange Traded Funds, for the uninitiated.

Coolio he isn’t. (There’s a joke in there.)

Looking for a good one to rhyme, Sedgie? Try “Warren Buffett”.

ratio

scenario

might be good choices.

I might advise Sedgie to “be himself”, but that would be worse.

A short, eccentric millionaire rapper with a butler is probably someone in Hollywood’s reality.

I may not be so good and holy-oh,

But look at the size of my portfolio.

Cornholio?

“My rhymes are smooth as warm oleo…”

He doesn’t have enough money to compensate for being such a cretin.

“Cures polio”?

“It’ll make you more money than Stolio…”

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Good thing you’re rich Sedgewick, you’re no ladies man.

That would have definitely impressed her.

He should have delighted her with " I could buy a hotel, motel, or Holiday Inn if I wanted to."

“I got hung up trying to rhyme eft portfolio” sounds like it could be real rap song lyric

Are those proper gang signs he’s flashing? :)

ETFs have their place but generally imply the investor is not sophisticated enough to pick individual stocks.

Not a difficult rhyme, Sedgie, as comments here have shown. Face it: you are not a rapper, not good with interpersonal skills, and a loser with the ladies. Just enormously rich….

No worries – she is mostly attracted to your swanky junior sailor suit!

that was a heart felt intention, too bad his “daddy warbucks” mentality kicks in.