Monty by Jim Meddick for September 03, 2023

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Yay!! Jarvis and Sedgie are back this week!

Jarvis: “Maybe you can Moon butt-scoot?”

I think Jarvis is pulling the carpet from the wrong side.

I thought that died years ago …

Sedgewick is a sharp kid that enjoys showing off knowledge.

Come on, Jarvis, give ’er a good YANK !

From what I’m seeing, this kid’s haircut is the latest style. Even for women.

But I live in the Seattle area, and you can see some strange stuff here.

I was never one to try and keep up with the latest styles and I don’t think I’ll start now.

Louis Vuitton, eh? Better have it insured. :)

DOES he excel academically? Every time we follow this kid around we see he has absolutely NO practical life skills and only gets by because he has a literal army of yesmen and support staff, and when he interacts with other kids it’s obvious what an incompetent loser he is.

then again it isn’t unheard of for someone to be book smart and good at tests but having no common sense or practical talent

i will never again be able to see the moonwalk w/o picturing sedgie

The little monster will soon be among his own kind. Learning new ways to oppress the masses and exploit the peasants.

You had me at So now Jarvis!… it’s time to moonwalk!

I’m surprised he hasn’t had moonwalk lessons like the rest of us.The Rest of us? A line from the Movie “Inside Man”.

So, the little pampered phony pretends to do a dance move that he actually cannot do, implicating Jarvis in his abuse of the hall runner (carpet). Wait until Aunt Nell hears of this!