Monty by Jim Meddick for February 03, 2024

Jarvis, the Lord sees you, and you have a place reserved upstairs.

Meanwhile, you continue to keep your job and your health insurance. For now….

He knows which side his bread is buttered.

Good answer Jarvis. These aren’t the cards you are looking for.

Whatever that boy’s father pays the poor man, it’s not enough.

This trick may not work so well with a larger audience.

Well, Sedgie’s tricks might need a little polishing up, maybe a little more slippin’ and slidin’, but at least he’s got the outfit down pat.

Elon Musk as a kid…

Enabler

Who gave the little creep a lighter??? We’re all in mortal danger now!!!!!!! LOL! :)

Well, the kid owns the deck of cards, so every card IS his card. So, technically, Jarvis is telling the truth.

I have to wonder what Jarvis tells his kids when they ask what he did today at work.

For whatever reason, Jarvis has always remained a true and loyal retainer. He deserves better than that incompetent twerp Sedgwick Nuttingham III ….

Jarvis’s response works magic for Sedgewick’s self confidence.

Sedgie is the next Houdini. As long as he can afford an audience.

Ah Jarvis, so many of us are hoping you’ll put this little t**d over your knee and wallop the s**t outta’ him!

Still a better magician than the one from Rabbits Against Magic (allegedly)

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