Monty by Jim Meddick for March 29, 2024

Put it in the catacomb.

Cat’s got a knack for porn. Vibrating chair and Playboy TV.

I avoided that noid. That’s why I still have retirement savings.

Entertainment center ? How much does a ball of wadded up tape, and the shipping box cost ?

Next move, Fleshy puts out a “Hit” on Monty.

After four days, Fleshy makes his first appearance in his five day arc.

As usual, Fleshy rules!

Fleshy might be the grandson of the Pink Panther?

Now Monty realizes that he’s made an expensive mistake.

That’s why they sent me one of those. Mooch!

That chair have a powerful heating element? If not, it’s headed back to the retailer.

In the cathouse-penthouse.

sOUNDS EXPENSIVE. LOL

He just loosened Fleshy’s purrs strings.

He wants it in the living room, of course! Just move Monty’s sh*t out of the way, like onto the street. :)

A grasshopper goes in a bar. Barkeep say “Hey pal. We got a drink named after you.” Grasshopper looks at the barkeep and says " You have a drink named Eugene?"

Monte’s slow on getting a handle on how Fleshy sphinx.

Yep. Fleshy has gone full human consumeroid.