Monty by Jim Meddick for August 13, 2024

“Smart” move.

The big guy must have the “Smart for One”.

Then he suggested I get an electric car and go get plugged in somewhere.

He’s in his wife beater shirt, but I’m sure it could be muti-use and be a Monty beater, too.

I know a guy, easily 350 lbs., bought one of those tiny Fiats with a racing engine. I could never figure how he got into it. He didn’t keep it long.

It might be dangerous to do that to someone and then leave your vehicle unattended

I knew a guy nearly that big who owned and loved his Smart Car.

Big mistake for big guy. They get shot full of holes every day here.

Smart Car says, I’m so glad he got out of the car, what a relief.

in other words, he chickened out… :}

Slick as snot, Monty. I hope he doesn’t run out of gas driving around and throughout the parking lot.

His nickname was “Tank”.

Should have sent Delia. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! :)

Wait until you have this conversation with a fully self-driving vehicle with no one in it.

There’s a neighborhood in San Francisco that is annoyed nightly by robotaxis who go to an empty parking lot for their off hours. Some software bug is causing them to honk at each other randomly. Welcome to The Future!

My Corolla could use a Smart car as a hood ornament.

A big guy in a Smart Car? Maybe.

I see that 2019 was their last model year in the US.

I didn’t check whether the initial inconsistency was continued. The earliest US models required premium gas. One of those things that suggests mass insanity at a company.

Love the third panel.

My friend/mentor John Cowart. Six-five in height, 300 pounds-plus in weight. Guy in a BMW cuts so close to pedestrian John, that John thumps his car with a fist. Guy skids to a stop, jumps out, and starts pacing towards John. Clinched fists, scowl. Says, “You son of a b——! You son of a b——!” Closing in now, ready to attack. “You great, big, giant son of a b——!” Runs back to his car and drives off. RIP, John.