Monty by Jim Meddick for August 22, 2024

Rip currents kill a lot more people than sharks do.

“Nothin’ up my sleeve… PRESTO!”

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“Ooooh! Don’t know my own strength!”

Ol’ Monty’s stronger than he looks. It looks to weigh 900 lbs., or more.

Who would’ve thought Monty’s noodle arms would be capable of lifting a shark up out of the water like it weighed nothing!?

Do not try this when you are at the beach.

Happened to me once, way out, fin cut through the water, gave me a good scare. It was a dolphin and fairly close. Jaws was in the theaters then too.

Monty, you’re getting a little too touchy, feely, personal with that shark. You should at least buy her a drink first.

I witnessed the idiocy of someone going into the surf to do a selfie with a shark in the background.

that is one confused shark

Maybe it had an extreme Makover?

“Candy-Gram!” ☺

Dolphins can hurt people, too. It’s not all Disney fairy tales out there, people. Leave them alone.

It’s attracted to moobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, Delia! :)

Monty is booking it in that last panel :^)…

The shark will be suing Monty for unwanted groping.

Nothing finny about this mistake.

Today’s Safety Tip…never kiss a shark.

You may be tempted, resist. That shark will only break your heart.