Monty by Jim Meddick for August 30, 2024

He decorated his shoes, made a pavement pizza, prayed to the porcelain god.

Up, Chuck.

Laughing at the ground. Always check for pieces of carrot and/or tomato.

That’s called refunding your groceries.

Can you throw up after a throw down?

Loss his cookies….Buuuick….Aaaaudi….Prayers to the porcelain god….Upchucked. Welcome to the club Sedgewick!

I love a good barf. Wake up, experiencing nausea, go into the bathroom and hurl up everything I ate in the previous week. Boy, sure feel better afterwards.

Puked.

When I first encountered “The Charge of the Light Brigade” at a very early age, I edited the refrain to “… stupid six hundred.”

Pointless, suicidal self-sacrifice in the name of imperialism made no sense to me when I was eight, and even less now that I’m seventy. Stupid six hundred, indeed.

At least Sedgwick thought enough to step away from Jarvis before vomiting.

Jarvis: “Very good, Sir”.

those merry-go-rounds are crazy, amiright?

Yeah, my cat does the same thing. It’s not “being sick”. It’s perfectly healhty (for cats).

" where women glow and men chunder. "

Thank you for not showing his shoes afterwards! :)

Puke-punk!

A traditional end to a visit to the fair.

Quick! Get me to the Vomitorium!!