Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for November 14, 2023

The litter box?

According to Thomasina, there’s a quite stately cat heaven, too.

Probably a parallel assembly of cats (only) where the message from the pulpit reflects the opposite message. See a lot of that in humans.

All dogs go to heaven…Cats are on the staff.

Cats are awesome. Dog are amazing

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”

“Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”

Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”

The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

Anybody remember Don Bluth’s “All Dogs Go to Heaven”?

All cats go to Heaven too, along with the rest of the animal and plant kingdoms.

Hey Grimmy, you’re being a little racist there! :-)

Maybe in a Cathellic church.

They’re checking IDs at the gate.

Everyone knows cats love warm places.

Love how Grimm is acting as Attila’s guardian ad litem.

Haha! (＾▽＾)