Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 11, 2024

It’s dumbed down and you’re still not getting it.

Grimm was hoping to learn how to drive.

Hey, Grimm … It did not say “Speak”

Bad dog! It says “sit”, not “point” or “speak”!

When the “master” says sh!t it’s usually after the act.

Wait til they get to ‘Play Dead’ and then leave the room.

Yeah, that’s the sad truth with the educational system these days.

Well, Grim, using your superior intelligence you could translate sit into other words like pose, relax, seat, settle, or squat Although in your case I’d go with hunker as being more appropriate.

Could be with all the overbreeding and inappropriate crosses going on nowadays, dogs’ brain capacities are so diminished they can only learn “sit” “stay”.

Too many failed on the ‘Roll Over’ exam.

Grimm, have you been reading Thomas Sowell?