Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for September 07, 2024

⠄⠄⠄or a few hours on the rotisserie

Brutal, Grimm! Just brutal!

Settle on getting flexible and pain free. The rest is impossible to keep as the years pile up. The senior years homogenize our appearance so we all appears pretty similar.

Same here.

Mother, I think that time has passed! For me, too!

Or gets basted in Frank’s Red Hot Sauce on the grill,

Ohh, burn!

That seems EXACTLY like a retort that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would use!

Yet another reazon cremation is the best funeral option.

So do I mom…..so do I……sigh

Well, at least she’s not smoking…cigarettes.

Roast goose was the start of the Cratchit’s Christmas dinner.

LMAO!

That was pretty harsh