Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for September 28, 2024

was there ever much call for that?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie …

Take it as a compliment. If they asked you to howl at the moon they’d be saying they didn’t want to hear you play the accordion.

Cause you howl off key?

A cappella is so yesterday!

It’s because the accordion is bad enough.

So you take up the ’cordine, which is just as bad!

[Verse 1]Mama’s got a squeeze boxShe wears on her chestAnd when Daddy comes homeHe never gets no rest

[Chorus]‘Cause she’s playing all nightAnd the music’s alrightMama’s got a squeeze boxDaddy never sleeps at night

Well, you’re no Coyote!

Now he only howls at a stein of bier.

vs. the accordion? I think I’ll take the howling….

Then when he’s found who he’s looking for Listen in awe and you’ll hear him Bark at the moon. Accordions meh

Hah! Former Prez has one of those; albeit his is invisible!