Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for October 01, 2024

He was a boring person anyway.

He always looks down in the mouth.

BRACE yourself for the answer.

a doggy dentist?

so he specializes in canine canines?

Sometimes when I’m typing, I’ll deliberately spell that word as a “plague”, and if anyone notices, I blame autocorrect for the error.

Very clever!

Incert rimshot here!

I’m putting this one in my “dad jokes” vault.

Actually, the dentist was implacable after receiving such a tawdry award.

LOL!

He wasn’t very good at calculus though.

And some Tartar for his fish.

(¬_¬)

I could’ve guessed that lol

Cue rim shot.