poor sweet dragon named boody, all he wants is food-y. all he’ll ever get is gru-el….. yet he can i-ma-gine: food, glorious food! hot sausage and mustard! while we’re in the mood, cold jelly and custard! pease pudding and saveloys. what next is the question? those not on deathrow will know – in-di-ges-tion! (too many lyrics, too little time to do it justice)
niaje over 12 years ago
if only boody had been given time to tatoo the blueprint of the dungeon to his body
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Poor Boody! Just eat your disgusting bowl of grool and pretend it’s something edible and tasty!
celeconecca over 12 years ago
poor sweet dragon named boody, all he wants is food-y. all he’ll ever get is gru-el….. yet he can i-ma-gine: food, glorious food! hot sausage and mustard! while we’re in the mood, cold jelly and custard! pease pudding and saveloys. what next is the question? those not on deathrow will know – in-di-ges-tion! (too many lyrics, too little time to do it justice)
mntim over 12 years ago
That’s not gruel. Gruel is oats based. Hmmm, oats!
blackdawne over 12 years ago
The side of the bowl reads “Grooled Guts”. You just can’t see it all.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Barney’s dad was really bad,
So Barney hatched a plan.
When his dad said “Eat your peas!”
Barney shouted “No!” and ran.
Barney tricked his mean ol’ dad
And locked him in the cellar,
His mom never found out where he’d gone
‘Cause Barney didn’t tell her
There his dad spent his life,
Eating mice and gruel.
With every bite for fifty years
He was sorry he’d been cruel.
THE END
bluskies over 12 years ago
Gruel and unusual punishment, if you ask me,