Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 20, 2018

And here’s me thinking math jokes had no place in Nancy.

Aha! Olivia obviously broke the teacher’s nose. That’s why it droops down in the modern comics. :D

Teacher: “Now Nancy - describe a sphere.”

Nancy: “My figure”

Huh. So Sluggo used to be a conscientious student. It’s almost as if Gilchrist made up that “indifferent schoolkid who loves nothing more than naps and loafing” character as a lazy trope he could return to dozens and dozens of times rather than come up with, y’know, original ideas.

Actually, Bushmiller used to adjust the personalities and knowledge of all his characters just to fit whatever joke he wanted to tell.

nice

Classroom looks like the crowded courtroom in “To Kill A Mockingbird”!!!

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Nancy is a woman of few words today. :)

Now to get scolded for chewing gum in class!!

A three-dimensional surface, all points of which are equidistant from a fixed point.