Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 19, 2019
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April 20, 2019
Transcript:
Sluggo: Now you go out there and watch how I hit a golf ball. FORE. Nancy: FOUR is right.
1-SLUGGO: Hey Nancy. Let’s pretend we live in a fancy gated community with a golf course. You can be a caddy even though you’re a girl. NANCY: Fun! As your caddy I suggest you lay up.2-SLUGGO: No way. I’m lettin’ the big dog eat! (Cause it’s the only club I got), Shhhhwinggg!3-NANCY: Yikes! A hole in 4! I think you just broke the course record. Too bad your ball is in the middle of the freeway instead of the fairway. You didn’t tell me your golf ball was made by AMF – Adios Mexican Flyer. I think you better bug out instead of putt out. Maybe the judge will give you a mulligan. Good thing there was no driver in that car. That looks like a gimme – 30 days in jail if you’re caught.