Alt Script: 1- Attention American children. This ees Comrade Korminsky. You have no need for education. Find a better use for your time. 2- Your friends in Russia will reward you greatly when we come to power. 3- NANCY: I guess Comrade Korminsky didn’t know I was already a natural ‘lefty’. SLUGGO: I don’t think they mean all leftists are left handed. Regardless, Comrade has a compelling message. PEE WEE: It sure solves the problem of high college costs. NANCY: Amen! SLUGGO: They don’t like you to say that in Russia.
Alt Script: 1- Attention American children. This ees Comrade Korminsky. You have no need for education. Find a better use for your time. 2- Your friends in Russia will reward you greatly when we come to power. 3- NANCY: I guess Comrade Korminsky didn’t know I was already a natural ‘lefty’. SLUGGO: I don’t think they mean all leftists are left handed. Regardless, Comrade has a compelling message. PEE WEE: It sure solves the problem of high college costs. NANCY: Amen! SLUGGO: They don’t like you to say that in Russia.