Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 10, 2019
May 09, 2019
May 11, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: But are you sure it always works?
Man: I've shown you six times.
Nancy: I still don't feel sure of it.
Man: Here-- Try it yourself.
Box reads: JACK THE BOXER
Nancy: O.K.---I'll take it.
Alt Script: 1- NANCY: Why do you work in a toy store if you hate kids so much? 2- CLERK: It gives me a way to vent ya miserable brat. 3- NANCY: Here. Let me give you a reason to hate kids then. POW! 4- NANCY: What a palooka! Should a kept his guard up. I heard of glass chins but his must a been made out of fifth century Chinese porcelain. I haven’t seen anybody fall for an overhand right in the first round since Mike Tyson fought. I can’t wait to show Fritz my new toy…
atomicdog over 5 years ago
A toy that springs out with enough force to knock someone unconscious? Be sure to pick up some lawn darts on your way out, Nancy.
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
A gift for Sluggo?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Seventh times a charm…..well, not quite
WaitingMan over 5 years ago
The good old days. When toy safety was an oxymoron.
romandogbird over 5 years ago
nice
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
If it would’ve done that tthe first time, you’d have had a quicker sale!
Another Take over 5 years ago
Alt Script: 1- NANCY: Why do you work in a toy store if you hate kids so much? 2- CLERK: It gives me a way to vent ya miserable brat. 3- NANCY: Here. Let me give you a reason to hate kids then. POW! 4- NANCY: What a palooka! Should a kept his guard up. I heard of glass chins but his must a been made out of fifth century Chinese porcelain. I haven’t seen anybody fall for an overhand right in the first round since Mike Tyson fought. I can’t wait to show Fritz my new toy…
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Hard way to make a living.
rgcviper about 4 years ago
POW—right in the kisser!