Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for September 15, 2021
September 14, 2021
September 16, 2021
Transcript:
Boy: A new store opened down the block.
Nancy: What do they sell?
Boy: I'll go back and see. They sell fnops and shnak and snerdls.
Nancy: ? ? ?
Sign reads: OPTICIAN FNOPS SHNAK SNERDLS hrixmobn
[Bugs is having his eyes tested with an eye chart]
Optometrist : Now then, I want you to read as much of this chart as you can.
Bugs Bunny : [reading chart] “A-T-W-R-K-L-N-O-C-W-O-D-R-K-G-S-O-L-T-Y-K-L-O-N-D-C-R-P-L-D, Acme Eye Test Chart, printed by the United States Printing Office, Washington, D.C., Reg. U.S. Pat. Off.”
[the astounded optometrist reads the smallest sections of the chart with a magnifying glass, and discovers that they are exactly the same as what Bugs recited]
[Bugs is having his eyes tested with an eye chart]
Optometrist : Now then, I want you to read as much of this chart as you can.
Bugs Bunny : [reading chart] “A-T-W-R-K-L-N-O-C-W-O-D-R-K-G-S-O-L-T-Y-K-L-O-N-D-C-R-P-L-D, Acme Eye Test Chart, printed by the United States Printing Office, Washington, D.C., Reg. U.S. Pat. Off.”
[the astounded optometrist reads the smallest sections of the chart with a magnifying glass, and discovers that they are exactly the same as what Bugs recited]
Optometrist : Uh… yeah.