Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 18, 2008
Transcript:
"Does anyone have any other Zen martial arts sayings they would like to share?" "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits---'Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.'" "'When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris'---'Chuck Norris is the reason Walso is hiding.'" "Okay--that'll be enough, Nancy---" "Sure thing, sensei---let me know if you'd like more---" "Darn Internet"