Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for May 31, 2020

Poochie is about to knock over all the plants, figuring that this will keep Fritzi too busy to give him a bath…

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Do I detect a tinge of admiration in Nancy’s eyes?

Fritzi has “Rex Morgan ‘Explaining-Hand’ Syndrome” today.

Once again, Poochie demonstrates who the brains of the outfit REALLY is.

That is a strong dog for its size.

Without realizing it I sort have the same philosophy. I put my two potted plants in the southern window, so that every month or so when I get around to washing the window, I can remember to water the plants.

She must have a lot more sun in her house than I do. I’ve got one window in the front room where I can put a very small plant on the window sill. I guess there’s enough sun in my living room, but I like to keep the blinds closed to keep it off the TV. Plus, they get sap all over the carpet.

Now that’s quite a Poochie.

Once there was a silly young pup

Tried to move a rubber plant up

Everyone told the pup, yup—

You can’t move the plants up

But he had dog dreams

He had dog dreams

He had schemes high and dry on the hog dreams…

Fritzi’s going to have a hard time finding enough water to bathe Poochie after taking care of all those plants.

Clever. :)

This one almost feels like a Bushmiller strip!

Using Fritzi’s crippling OCD against her. Well done Poochie.