Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for October 13, 2022

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    wesleylscott1  about 2 years ago

    “Hello..?”

    “Yes, a collect call for Nancy Ritz from SpongeBob SquarePants.

    Will you accept the charges from Bikini Bottom?”

    [clunk! of sea shell being put down]

    “Oh, She hung up! That’s your friend Nancy Ritz, right?

    I wonder why she hung up?

    Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your friend there to answer?"

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Nancy, two weird!

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    Decepticomic  about 2 years ago

    That’s a good solution for… I dunno… 2 minutes?

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    VICTOR PROULX  about 2 years ago

    Who among us has not showered with a bow in our hair?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And she can hear the ocean too.

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    Kip Williams  about 2 years ago

    Nancy is one shell away from re-discovering Concha Consciousness.

    Around 1973, there were ads in national magazines for conch shells you could wear on your ears and groove all day to the sounds of the ocean roaring, like headphones. (It was because we didn’t have better drugs then.)

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    asrialfeeple  about 2 years ago

    Good thing your towel is wrapped TIGHT. This is still a family strip, and we don’t want a strip here. You might want to try CAREFULLY AND SLOWLY putting a Q-tip in your ear. I find it absorbs the water.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    A few drops of rubbing alcohol in the ear canal (as long as you don’t have a tube or perforation in the ear drum) can help dry up the water quickly. Drop it in, wait a few seconds and then tilt your head to the affected side or lie down on that side.

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    Kip Williams  about 2 years ago

    My way of dealing with water in the ear canal is strenuous, lengthy, and only works some of the time, but I get a workout from it.

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