Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 18, 2023

Wow. Pee-Wee is going IN on that pick up.

Really, working with Pee Wee is probably a good experience for anyone who wants to go into engineering or programming

In the future, when they are teenagers, Sluggo asks Pee-Wee to go pick up Nancy, as Sluggo has no car. When Pee-Wee arrives at Aunt Fritzi’s house to pick up Nancy, he says the following to Nancy,

“You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.

Want a raisin? No? How about a date?

What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.

Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?

Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.

If you were a song, you’d be the best single on the album.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?

Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.

Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.

Ect, Ect…."

To try to explain more clearly what the teacher was trying to say, if you fall off while going horse riding you should get right back up into the saddle again right away before the horse runs away because you won’t be able to catch the horse again because you can’t run as fast as the horse!

As the Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers song has it – “Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again.”

I feel there’s a by his bootstraps joke here, but I can’t find it.

He’s the best, around; nothing’s ever gonna keep him down.

either stop him or enjoy the moment.

For some reason, this reminds me of this strip https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2018/04/09

These are the moments where a teacher has to show her ability to help her students. I’m afraid she will not be able to help them.

Wonder if Peewee is related to Amelia Bedelia?

Leg mount.