Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 1992
April 11, 1992
April 13, 1992
Transcript:
Man 1: Wow! Who's the lady at the end of the bar? Man 2: She's a lawyer. Man 1: Beauty and brains, eh? I wonder why she's alone in a bar? Man 2: She's a lawyer. Man 1: What the heck... nothing ventured nothing gained! What harm is there in simply talking to her? Man 2: She's a lawyer. Billed you for the amount of time you talked to her, right? Man 1: How did you know? Man 2: She's my lawyer.
That would be damn good strategy to get off creeps but the down fall would be that they will think you as hooker.. time to mace up!