Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 03, 1995

Transcript:

In the search for the source of worldwide moral erosion, Santa Claus (now working from a houseboat in Sausalito) heads south...Believing he can blend in with L.A.'s eccentric, celebrity - jaded society, Santa quickly learns...that he's wrong. Santa discovers Hollywood cultivates celebrity in order to feed on it. Once recognized Santa is immediately engulfed by a horde of agents. Helpless against the riptide of schmooze, Santa watches himself sign a contract. Instantly, he becomes the celebrity flavor-of-the-month. His quest seems to be getting sidetracked. Next week: The problem with pedestals.