Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 1995
December 23, 1995
December 25, 1995
Transcript:
With the practicChre of having children sit in his lap being hideously misinterpreted Santa Claus is informed of his rights under the new race-neutral LAPD regulations. Fortunately, Santa's agent is also "defense attorney to the stars," Johnnie Shapiro. The trial begging, and the defense launches into its favorite tactic...Upon his release, Santa discovers his fame has turned to infamy which meaning he's more marketable than ever. It's time to go home. His search for the source of global naughtiness is over as he realizes it's located where it has always been...in human nature. It's just more accessible now...
What comes around goes around; no good deed goes unpunished! lol