Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 16, 1999

Transcript:

Bob: Excuse me...do you have a copy of "Braveheart"? Woman: Yes, we have all three formats in stock...regular, wide-screen, and the a.m. version. Bob: Uh...A.M. version? What's that? Woman: It's a special director's cut marketed for adolescent males... ...Where all of the dialogue has been replaced with more battle scene footage and the ending is re-edited to now show Mel Gibson getting his head chopped off. Bob: Cool! Woman: It's our top rental.