Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 14, 1999

Transcript:

Joe: We'll be right back after these messages... Woman: Uh...hold on, I'll ask him... Hey, Joe...there's a guy named Mason Schalk on the phone. Joe: Mason Schalk? Never heard of him...what does he want? Woman: He's just a fan. He says he'll pay you twenty bucks every time you say his name on the air. Joe: And compromise my journalistic integrity? No way!! Woman: Um...Joe? You're just a talk show host...the closest you get to ethics in journalism is when you bring a newspaper along to the restroom. Joe: Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk...Mason Schalk... Man: Somethingtells me I don't really want to know what's going on... "Welcoming a newborn nephew to the world...guess what his name is..."