Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 21, 2000
Transcript:
Kate: You made that all up, didn't you, daddy... Kate's father: Only the part about Stonehenge. Eventually, it came doen to the two most prolific fertilizer collectors in all the realm. Having scoured the countryside for the prime poop, their harvest was brought to the center of stonehenge for the final tally on the Vernal Equinox. The one who brought the biggest pile of fertilizer to the people was chosen to be the new leader. Thus, the template for the modern electoral process was born.