Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 17, 2000

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Irene: Ned....do these spandex pants make my butt look big? Ned: Oh sweet honey mustard... Irene: And don't just patronize me...I want you to tell me the truth. Well? Are you going to answer me? Ned: Can't you just wait another minute? My life hasn't finished flashing before my eyes yet....