Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 17, 2000
Transcript:
Danae: I've decided to adopt a strict constitutional constructionist lifestyle! Joe Pyle: Oh? So you're going to abide by the rule of law now? Danae: Absolutely. Joe Pyle: We'll I'm pleased you've decided to lead a life of evenhanded fair play. Danae: Whoa.. let's not take any wild leaps of logic here, daddy. Joe Pyle: I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what are you talking about, Danae? Danae: The presidential electoral process as a template for everything in my life, or course. Joe Pyle: And just how does that apply to your life? Danae: Well, Take my report card for instance...despite the raw numbers, according to the electoral college, I passed math, so I can now claim my rightful status as a 'scholar'... Kate: Uh...Why is daddy's face turning purple? Danae: Democracy isn't always pretty....