Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 25, 2001
February 24, 2001
February 26, 2001
Transcript:
Ele...in the time before man. Kid: The election was weeks ago, mom. Why don't we know who won yet? Ele: Because lawyers are helping us, dear... "Meanwhile, back at the Jorge Flush campaign headquarters..." Slick: Listen up, kid...here's the list of people you want on your imperial cabinet. By the way, this is on a need-to-know basis... Jorge: Uh...who are these people? Slick: Ok...which part of "need to know" didn't you understand? Jorge: Sorry, sir. So does this mean I won the election? Slick: Not quite yet. The election will be determined by the unbiased, non-political impartiality of the high court judges. Jorge: Oh, but doesn't that mean their decision could go either way? Slick: Yeah, right kid. Here's the final draft of your personal goals when you take office... Jorge: Cool. Hey, here's a bit of trivia...did you know my daddy appointed most of those judges when he was emperor?
