Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 15, 2001
July 14, 2001
July 16, 2001
Transcript:
Ele...in the time before Man Boss: *Sigh* The economy...the environment...the energy crisis...blah, blah, blah...this stuff won't do anything to boost our ratings! Journalist: Well, how about this item on a couple underage college girls caught buying beer with a fake I.D.? Boss: Holy farglesnot! Could you possibly find a more ordinary, a more mundane, and a more non-news story than college kids buying beer?! And you call yourself a reporter! I oughta fire yer... Journalism: Perhaps I should mention the girls are the emperor's daughters... TV: We interrupt all programming to bring you 24-7 coverage of an event that has gripped newsrooms across the nation... Ele: Come sit, dear...it's time to be told what we think is important.
