Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 10, 2002
February 09, 2002
February 11, 2002
Transcript:
Danae (reading): The witch called out, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your golden hair." "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins!" the three little pigs mockingly shot back. Then the puzzled witch noticed a wolf trying to knock down the tower by blowing on it. This made her laugh so hard that she didn't notice the 3 bears behind her, who were on their way home to eat their porridge. Remembering they're carnivores and that porridge is yucky, the bears decided to eat the witch. Then a fashion show came along, led by a naked guy wearing a crown while a band trumpeted Hail to the Chief... Kate: I don't think you're reading this right, Danae. Danae: It's my special highlight-reel version that skips over all the boring exposition...
Bears are not Carnivores, they’re omnivores, Polar bears are an exception to this of course, but generally bears eat fruits and berries, just as happily as they eat meat, and they rarely hunt, preferring the big bad scavenger way of getting meat, which is finding a predator that has caught something, then scaring that predator away and eating its prey.