Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 27, 2002
Transcript:
Joe: Now here's Owen Ronns with a news update. Owen: Thanks, Joe. Spokesmen for both Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears held a joint news conference to assure us they haven't broken up. Joe: Does this mean we can go off high alert now? Owen: Not so fast...it's been confirmed that Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton have adopted a Cambodian baby...