Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 25, 2002

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Tony the elf thug: Well, tanks t' yer hackin' into Santa's database, da whole system crashed, which means da big man can't make his drop today! How are people supposed to celebrate da holiday witout moichendize? Danae: Maybe we can just give each other our love, joy and wishes for peace. Tony: Sounds like someone here needs a little lesson in da true economic meanin' of Chris'mus, eh, Louie? Louis the elf thug: Uh...You talkin' about her or us, Tony?