Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 21, 2003
Transcript:
From water: Ur - ani - um. Captain Eddie: ... The lobstahs wah plannin' to become a nucleah powah! Flo: Uh... hold on a minute, Eddie... Attention please... this is just anothah one of Captain Eddie's bahbon-induced hallucinations... please don't take any of it as fact or repeat it elsewheah. Thank you. Woman: What was that all about, Flo? Flo: I don't want any maw of his stahries to wind up in the state of the union address again. Captain Eddie: ...The lobstah revolt was about to begin... "Theah was a lotta chattah goin' on undah the watah. A lot mahr than usual. Aftah a while, I figyahd what they wah sayin'...
Yeah, imagine the lobsters with weapons of mass destruction.