Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 12, 2004

Transcript:

Santa: Olaf? What're you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be watching Danae? Olaf: Well, it's summer, sir. Santa: Uh... so? Olaf: So... she's out of school, which means a lot of unsupervised time on her hands. I believe this qualifies... for section 66-F of the field gnome surveillance contract. Santa: *Sigh* Hazard pay?! Olaf: Better believe it. Danae: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do feel my ears burning. Now hand me another Ken doll while I light this cherry bomb...