Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2006

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Captain Eddie: Up was down, left was right... even the colors made me queasy... Voice: So I figured out how to not invite Barbara to my party without her knowing she's not invited, which made me really, really happy! But then I heard she'll be out of town that weekend anyway, so now I'm bummed! Voice: Oh, I totally understand! Man: Oh, no... you don't mean... Girl WOrld?!! Captain Eddie: Ah-yeh Man: Aw, jeez... ya poah buggah! Man: How'd ya escape without a makeovah? Flo: Closin' time, fellas! Theah we wah, adrift in the Boosler Straits, gettin' dragged into wahlpool! We came out in a strange land. At fahst I figyahd I was just disahriented from all of the spinnin', 'cuz nothin' seemed logical to me... Then I ovah-hahd a couple of the natives... that's wehn I realized it was wahse than I thought... I was trapped in a place no man can comprehend!