Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 10, 2006

Transcript:

Captain Eddie: Bummah. Flo: Whoa... hold it right theah, Eddie.... you've told some whoppahs befah, but this time you've gone too fah! I mean... an island of killah penguins? then becomin' theah leadah...? All that I could swallow, but you ownin' a tuxedo? Gimme a break. Captain Eddie: Dang... I should've stuck with the electronic voting angle. Brenda: Ah.. yeh. We got caught in the mothah of all nahr-eastahs... and wah stranded in a frozen land filled with penguins. But somethin' was diff'rent about 'em. I soon realized we wah stuck on the island of... man-eatin' penguins! Fahtunately, I'd packed a tuxedo. It not only fooled them into thinkin' I was one of them, they made me theah leadah!