Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2006

Transcript:

Danae: Wait a minute... a pack of pastey-faced boardroom executives were taking over Santa's workshop?! Kate: *Gasp* Captain Eddie: A-yeh. Bear: I'm hungry. Santa pleaded with the bahd, tryin' to explain the meanin' of Christmas and the impahtance of charity. But it was no use... they only undahstood profit mahgins, so all the elves wah laid off and Santa was kept on just as figyah head. They had to be stopped! But how? Then Gus said something that gave me an idear...