Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2007
Transcript:
Voice from television: This just in... we have a report that a volcano has erupted somewhere in the Midwest... Flo: Oh, deah. Voice: Our correspondent Lisa Tarry is on the scene... Lisa? Lisa: It appears that half the state of Iowa has evaporated, Dan... Voice: Thanks, Lisa, but I have to ask the question that's undoubtedly on everyone's mind... were there any *gulp* celebrity casualties? Lisa: Um.. nope. It's just the Midwest, Dan. Voice: OK, we'll check back in with Lisa if anything newsworthy develops. Flo: *Whew* Dodged a bullet theah, eh?