Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 21, 2008
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July 22, 2008
Transcript:
Man: Maine Department of Homeland Security... may I help you? Danae: Yes... I want to report a security breach! Man: Uh... what kind of breach? Danae: The sneaky kind! A bunch of heavily armed, blood-thirsty terrorists are skulking around in the woods! Man: Red alert!! Get the Pentagon on the line!! Kate: I think hunters are classified as sportsmen, Danae... not terrorists. Danae: Tell that to the ones being hunted.
We’re a Blue State. We don’t have a Department of Fatherland Security.