Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2009

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    Dutchboy1  over 15 years ago

    So some alien emptied out his john and we evolved from that, huh?

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    attyush  over 15 years ago

    No wonder. That’s why everyone else stinks.

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    Wow, who woulda guessed alien flotsam was the missing link!

    No wonder we all act like a bunch of spacey turds.

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    limarick  over 15 years ago

    Finally, Captain Eddie makes some sense.

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    Jackone  over 15 years ago

    Makes sense to me. Poop People. lol

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    hi9  over 15 years ago

    I agree with plus4–this is every bit as viable a theory as postulating a Huge Kaboom. God was obviously the one who made everything. See http://www.icr.org/universe-power/

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    vexatron1984  over 15 years ago

    I like how everyone automatically assumes that “gloop” = “poop”. Could just be the garbage or their toxic waste you know. But then again, poop is so much funnier…

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    The theory doesn’t make any sense! Do not bring anything from the stinky sewerage!

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    Capt. Eddy and Calvin, two imaginative minds.

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    David_J Premium Member over 15 years ago

    I like this one much better than that whole invisible man in the sky theory!

    Wiley, super genius.

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    Technojunkie  over 15 years ago

    And this is why so many people are full of…

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    treered  over 15 years ago

    “gloop=poop” is funny, and most of us figured it out on our own. or is the earth one big petri dish?

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    DerekA  over 15 years ago

    So where did the space aliens come from? I guess we never have a starting point - or if we do it is something from nothing. Now that is a joke!

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    DerekA  over 15 years ago

    So where did the space aliens come from? I guess we never have a starting point - or if we do it is something from nothing. Now that is a joke!

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    Excellent cartoon today. Eddie spun a good one.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 15 years ago

    I still think the platypus was Bill and Ted’s attempt to make a real-life Pokemon.

    For those who don’t get the reference:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill%26Ted%27sExcellentAdventure

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    briankblough  over 15 years ago

    Kingof01- I must say that I applaud your tirade on “Pooch Cafe” 3/25! I do not listen to Rush (Limbaugh) however, the band Rush is my favorite. I supported the Vietnam soldiers, and always will. Many of them are friends of mine at my American Legion Post. I flew recon against Vietnam for 3 years so I suppose that earned me the right to “wave the flag”! Carry on, friend.I may not (and do not) agree with what you say, but I will (and have) defended your right to say it. Notice that I am saying this without calling your character into question, as you did mine. Seems you’ve still got a way to grow!

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    briankblough  over 15 years ago

    Kingof01-BTW Cowardice becomes no one! (especially you!)

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    briankblough  over 15 years ago

    kingof01-You are TRULY hopeless. You just spew out anything that somneone shoves into that empty space between your ears! Perhaps you should try washing behind them! As far as your comment on “studying the war in Vietnam” my degree is in Asian Studies. I just don’t wear a “know-it-all” attitude on my sleeve, like you. Try walking a mile in a man’s shoes before you condemn him (Oh, I forgot, first you have to BE a man!)Guess that leaves you out!

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    briankblough  over 15 years ago

    Kingof01-I DID obtain my degree in Asian Studies from the COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF THE AIR FORCE! Therefore, I suppose I should start addressing you as “Mr. President.” You lower yourself even further (if that’s possible) by your name-calling. I need not defend my stance; and I wish I had never defended you. However, when hostile planes try to shoot a person down, you cannot choose, at that point, who you wish to defend. American forces do not get to “choose” where they fight, or whether that fight is right or wrong. They go where their superiors send them.

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    gowolfy  over 15 years ago

    Only that this is far from being new or original… this idea already appears in a much more sophisticated form in the phantastic book “Dzienniki gwiazdowe” from 1957 (!), published in english as “The Star Diaries” (1976) and “Memoirs of a Space Traveller” (1982) by the great (and sadly late) Stanislav Lem. (see e.g. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisław_Lem)

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