Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 16, 2009
August 15, 2009
August 17, 2009
Transcript:
Dog: Maybe wolf-girl's author should figure out how the story ends before she begins to write it... Kate: You're not helping... And now we return to the adventures of Wolf-Girl, prehistoric crime fighter! From the safety of a fallen tree that spans the ravine lair of the ugly cave marauders, Wolf-Girl listens to their evil plans for another raid. "Come on," she whispers to her fringed companion, "we have to go warn the tribe!" Suddenly, Wolf-Girl sees their path is blocked by a hungry cave bear! They turn to run the other way... only to be met by a ravenous Raptorsaur, who apparently didn't know it was extinct! How will Wolf-Girl escape this impossible, deadly trap?
“Wiley, how much is apple paying for the product placement? Hope it’s lots.”
Nothing, dammit! I keep trying and they won’t bite. I’m hoping one day Steve Jobs will call to thank me and offer me a new system. Mine is a few years out of date!