Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 15, 2009

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Teacher: Which brings up the use of adverbs... Danae: Whoa! Now you're really toeing the line of offensive language!! Teacher: Sigh... and how are adverbs offensive, Danae? Danae: 'Cuz verbs describe action, and actions can be offensive, so adverbs make them even more offensive! Teacher: Um... not all actions are offensive. Danae: Well, we don't take chances in my culture, so we ban everything. Teacher: So... your culture prefers to stay illiterate? Danae: Uh-oh... sounds like someone's cultural bias is showing...