Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2010
Transcript:
Adam: Sigh. Rolf: Yo... What's the matter, dude? Adam: I dunno, Rolf... I have this feeling that I'm taking life a bit too lightly... that maybe I need something else to push me to a richer, more substantive life. Rolf: Hmm... Hold on, I'll go ask the big guy. God: What does he want? Rolf: Something that'll make his life more substantial. God: OK... I've got just the thing... Behold... Rolf: Whoa! ...Then he handed me this six-pack and said switching from a pilsener to a stout oughta do it. Adam: Woo-hoo! I feel better already! B.E. (Before Eve) The pre-female time in paradise when guys were guys...
Left Hand Milk Stout
BTW, stout was invented by monks. During Lent they weren’t allowed to eat while the sun was up, so they wanted something hearty to drink for lunch. Which leads me to believe they also invented the siesta.