Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 14, 2010

Nice sideline though.

Hard to laugh at this. It’s a little too close to home.

List the prices; Hot dog-$75.00, w/Mustard-$175, etc.

Justice22 said

“List the prices; Hot dog-$75.00, w/Mustard-$175, etc.”

I guess I have to arrange lunch insurance…

First question on the form: Do you have any pre-existing hunger?

How about the California hot dog stand that gives out free legal advice:

Law Dogs Free legal advice Wednesday nights 7 p.m.

http://tinyurl.com/29vpvo8

If I want a second opinion I’ll ask my hairdresser.

Retirement: the hours are great, the pay sucks….

Having expert medical attention would be nice , after eating anything from a cart .

Am I the only one wondering what happened to the Eckert??

ABComic: I think we’ll find out soon enough… :)

Yeah man, what happened to Cap’n Eddie? How did he know about Ekert? Inquiring minds need to know!

Patience, twypsi. Wiley’s taking a break from that arc. My guess is that it will return next week.

BUt, if he sells the advice or offers some service, he can receive medicare payments, right?

Give the Ekert time to get out there and do its thing. I think it’s looking for Mel Gibson since it feeds on negative thoughts and emotions.

Doctor Toon,, A quick note, My doctor prescribed an alcholic drink every other day to improve my cholesterol ratio. My insurance refused to pay. (My friends all wanted the name of my doctor.)

Biggest problems with retirement:

No days off or holidays. Stagnant pay. Certainty of termination.

Doctor: You have cancer. Patient: I want a second opinion. Doctor: You’re ugly, too.

ya want mustard with that?

Eh. Can’t have everything…where would you put it?

Great gag. But sad & true of things to come.

the doc did get a better retirement than Marie Antoinette though… Happy Bastille Day!

CIVICS IN ACTION

America suffers an acute shortage of GPs

Congress cuts Medicare and Medicaid pay rates

America relies on home (aspirin) and spiritual (God, please!) remedies.

Hey DOC, I feel Chili and sick as a Dog while trying to Mustard the strength to play Ketchup. I’d Relish your second opinions.

Don’t condiment the messenger.

Now turn your head and cough…

Now where is he going to wash his hands afterwords?

EWWW

Running a hot dog stand counts as drumming up medical business, doesn’t it?

I believe he got out because of the insurance companies and the malpractice law suits. I doubt Medicare had anything to do with it since they can easily refuse those patients and do.

Wiley has been reading “Multiple Streams of Income.”

he may get told to stick other things in his ear if he has the wrong second opinion.

I retired a year ago; I know exactly what he means!