Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 21, 2010

Transcript:

Man: How's the search for the anti-Ekert going? Man: We conducted a survey of lawyers to determine ambivalence aptitude... the highest ratings gave us a list of candidates who could be immune to the Ekert, so we're testing them to narrow down the field. Man: Any promising candidates? Man: Quite a few, but there is one... Joe: A test? What kind of test, Bob? Bob: Essay... I just have to explain how "turning the other cheek" actually means "justifiable homicide"... piece of cake... Meanwhile, at Megaconglomecorp...